Dan Pink’s latest book – to Sell is Human – has a chapter on the elevator pitch, and particularly on 6 new and emerging forms of it.

Which would actually work for retail investing clients (whether coming from fund companies or IAs)?

As for the others, I’d steer clear of #3 – rhymes. Questions – #4 – are tricky; if you can ask them like in the Reagan example, great. But retail investors are anxious about their savings and generally feel overwhelmed/un-empowered when it comes to understanding how to best invest. Questions are very likely to exacerbate that feeling, that anxiety, which can lead to defensiveness and other reactions that will be tough to turn to your advantage. Tweeting – new pitch #5 – is a growing opportunity, one worth practicing and getting comfortable with; but unless your servicing particularly tweety demographics, take care to give it the effort it’s due, not more.

Ultimately, I think the best thought on the modern elevator pitch comes from Seth Godin: No one ever bought anything in an elevator; so sell your next meeting, not the product/service.

Watch the video on Dan Pink’s six new elevator pitches: http://youtu.be/XvxtC60V6kc